If you're lucky enough to walk away from an extreme yard sale on the slopes, gather up your scattered gear and trudge directly to Shinesty.com so you can commemorate the event with these pants. Wearing them may not keep you from having another wipeout on the mountain, but you can be sure you won't crash and burn in the lodge bar. Pair it with the matching blazer for a look that says "I don't visit yard sales often, but when I do, I find the coolest shit and then I wear it."
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

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Burberry Vintage Check Shorts

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