Oh baby, who's thirsty? I sure am after slipping into this vintage inspired Busch beer Christmas sweater. Some may call this an ugly Christmas sweater, but honestly, it's pretty damn gorgeous. Snag an ice cold Busch out of your fridge and warm up in this cozy Christmas sweater.
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Slim fitting knit Christmas sweater
100% Acrylic, 100% Relevant
Banded elastic cuffs and waist
Officially Licensed
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Tiff D. in Boulder, CO

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The Original Buschhhhh | Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Men's Sweaters

Shop the Ash and Ember men’s pouch underwear pack featuring a lengthy 8.5 inch inseam. This solid black men’s long leg boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Ash And Ember | Long Leg Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 Pack

Men's Underwear

Feel that? It's scrotal serenity. One has not truly lived until one experiences the life changing feeling of Ball Hammock®. They've got a built in pouch for your berries. Trust us, it's a game changer. Getcha this pair now.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Daytona Drifter | Race Car Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
Our classic Crew-Neck Tee in a convenient 3-Pack.

Short sleeves
Shrinks after washing for a Body-Con fident Fit

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020334

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These dusty blue Ball Hammock® aren't blue for nothing. Studies show that 42% of women find a man in blue more attractive than in any other color. It's like the red dress effect, but instead of red, it's blue and instead of a dress, it's your twins downstairs.
Not only will the color incite arousal, though. The ball pouch effect of these navy boxer briefs could make Michelangelo's David look like Ron Jeremy.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, CO

The Blue Ball Effect | Dusty Blue Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Pack Includes:

1 Second Skin Trunk, Luxe Rib - Heather Grey
1 Second Skin Trunk, Luxe Rib - Blue Horizon
1 Second Skin Trunk, Luxe Rib - Dress Blues

Second Skin Trunk, Luxe Rib:

4" Inseam
Silky-soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric with ribbed texture for extra airflow. Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
No wedgie guarantee–put awkward adjustments behind you.
Fabric: 49% Micro Modal, 43% Viscose, 8% Spandex
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

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Second Skin Luxe Rib Trunk 4" (3-pack)

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Details
Crafted in breathable cotton with a hint of stretch, this low-rise brief is topped with a covered elastic waistband for a smooth profile. It's seamlessly constructed for a modern look. Offered in a convenient 4-pack.

Elastic waistband with ruching
Low rise
High-cut leg
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
4-pack
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021432

Cotton Stretch Bikini Brief 4-pack

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Checks Knitted Sweater

Details
Designed with our original Contour Pouch for a supportive fit, these low-rise trunks are a wardrobe staple. 100% pure pima cotton feels luxuriously soft to the touch, offering premium comfort and wearability.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
Compression stitching on leg openings
14 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041023

Pima Cotton Trunk

Details
Designed to feel cool against the skin, this ultra-smooth design features a seamless back. Featuring a variety of standout hues, this bicolor 3-pack provides the coverage you need.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Keyhole fly
Seamless back
3-pack
11 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020304
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DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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We put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up for these brand new tropical patterned Ball Hammock®. Take your privates to a private island in this pair of pouch underwear.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Sex On The Beach | Light Blue Tropical Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
The Form Contour Pouch Brief is a modified brief with an integrated compression waistband.

Original Contour Pouch
6 inch band provides back support and slims up to 2 inches off the waistline

Fabric
80% Cotton/20% Spandex
Style Number
X/ 004503
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Shapewear Form Contour Pouch Brief

Name's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. That's why they offed Bambi’s mom in the first scene of the movie. Who’s gonna watch 90 minutes about a deer unless there’s some serious grit to it, maybe even the possibility of a Punisher level redemption plot? Like, why else would Bambi befriend someone named ‘Thumper’? But we’re getting off track. The point is you should always dress to impress. No one wants to sputter along in a Toyota Echo when they can roll up in a stretch hummer limousine. People notice the difference. Size matters. That’s why these high-class bow-tied nut huggers wmatter.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

The 009 | Black Tuxedo Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
Ultra-streamlined and designed for a snug fit, this mid-rise boxer brief is crafted in pure pima cotton for premium softness and breathability. It's finished with a supportive Contour Pouch and a logo-detailed waistband.

Logo-detailed elastic waistband
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Functional fly
Microfiber waistband
11-inch side length (on size MD)

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041004

Pima Cotton Boxer Brief

The French Terry Sweatpants are substantial yet seasonless. Their medium weight construction and sleek elastic ribbing at the ankles and waistband offer an updated take on the classic sweatpant. The slim silhouette is refined and versatile.

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Men's Loungewear

Consists of:

3 Cool Cotton Trunk -  Black

Cool Cotton Trunk:

Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric keeps you 2-3x cooler and dries 4-5x faster than regular cotton.
Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

Fabric: 86% Pima Cotton, 14% Spandex
Model is 6'1'', Waist: 32'', Chest: 41'', wearing size Medium.

Cool Cotton Trunk 3 Pack, Black

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Prepare for intergalactic support with this pair of vintage inspired Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. You must protect the two planets in your pants from sticking to the satellites you call legs. The built-in pouch is ready and reporting for duty.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Alien Attackers | Vintage Video Game Ball Hammock® Boxer Briefs

Details
Featuring a contemporary low rise and a high-cut leg for a modern fit, this everyday basic is designed with comfort in mind. Made of naturally breathable cotton with a seamless back and sides, it's finished with our Original Contour Pouch for maximum support.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Low rise
High-cut leg
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
4-pack
5 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020432
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Men's Suits

You're required to sing the National Anthem every time you take your pants off when you wear these flaming torch Ball Hammock® boxers. I don't make the rules, I just share them.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Inferno | Torch And Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Performance fabric dress shirt
Superior quick-dry properties
Wrinkle-Resistant
Spread collar
Back darts
Long sleeves
Curved hem
Fabric Contents: Polyester 85%, Spandex 15%
Looking for Standard? It's now called Classic

Mizzen+Main is a purveyor of performance menswear - classic style in a moisture-wicking, wrinkle-free fabric. Because clothes should feel good and look great.

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Purple Blue Multi Check

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Men's Blue Shirts

The time I appreciate the Bambi Bunchers (see camo Ball Hammock®) the most is after a long, arduous day of crouching around in the woods waiting for my ideal bucky. After taking an all-black Ford Raptor back to my log cabin party pad, I crank some Bob Seger while slowly stripping out of my full-flex ghillie suit, simultaneously powering through 6-10 extra-salty venison sticks to re-power my body and keep me focused.
Keep the Bojangles bouncing even during your sweatiest forest sessions with these orange camo deer boxers.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Bambi Bunchers | Camo Deer Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
A high-shine elastic waistband tops this seamless design in pure pima cotton. Finished with a supportive Contour Pouch, it will soon become a wardrobe favorite.

Elastic waistband
High rise
2.5-inch side length (on size MD)

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041032

Pima Cotton Bikini Brief

Ethika is back with these Boxer Briefs. No-rise technology works in tandem with the flatlock stitched seams and thick waistband to ensure these are your most comfortable boxers.
Product Details

Flatlock seams for comfort.
Thick elastic waistband with brand logo.
No-rise technology for comfort.
Sublimated graphics throughout.
Tagless for comfort.
Lightweight, breathable construction.
90% polyester, 10% spandex.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Imported.

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Ethika Ethikafication Boxer Briefs

6" Inseam
New 6'' inseam provides the perfect amount of coverage and support, without showing under shorts.
New And Improved: Still luxuriously soft now 2X more durable.
Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz). Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric Content (Solid Colors and Prints): 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex.

Heather Fabric Content: 47% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 43% Polyester, 10% Spandex.
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', wearing size Medium.

Second Skin Mid-length Boxer Brief 6"

Details
Crafted in pure cotton, this naturally breathable basic offers the support you rely on, with an Original Contour Pouch and a comfortable elastic waistband. Its seamless design offers contemporary appeal to an everyday basic.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
No-show low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
3-pack
2 1/2 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020320

Essential Cotton No-show Brief 3-pack

Details
Reach for a pair of soft-stretch cotton briefs in a variety of hues and prints. Square-cut leg openings stay put through every movement, while an elastic waistband and Original Contour pouch lends the support you want. A seamless back makes for a fit that's as smooth as possible.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Square-cut leg openings
Seamless back
3-pack
10 inch side seam (on size M)
4 inch inseam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021304

Cotton Stretch Boxer Brief 3-pack

Shop The Medalist men’s pouch underwear with fly 3 pack. This USA themed men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
3-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Medalist | Usa Team Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear 3 Pack With Fly

Details
Our classic Crew-Neck Tee in a convenient 3-Pack.

Short sleeves
Shrinks after washing for a Body-Conscious Fit

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020334

Pack Includes:

1 Second Skin Mid-Length Boxer Brief - Black
1 Second Skin Mid-Length Boxer Brief - Dress Blues
1 Second Skin Mid-Length Boxer Brief - Turbulence

Second Skin Mid-Length Boxer Brief:

6" Inseam
New 6'' inseam provides the perfect amount of coverage and support, without showing under shorts.
New And Improved: Still luxuriously soft now 2X more durable.
Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz). Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', Suit: 41''R, Inseam: 31'', wearing size Medium.

Second Skin Mid-length Boxer Brief 6" (3-pack)

The man doesn't want me to tell you this but screw him. These dinosaur boxer briefs might be an elaborate ruse put on by power-hungry paleontologists. Yes, we have fossils of dinosaurs to see what their bone structure was like, but what I want to know is: Who decided that the t-rex has no hair on its head? Riddle me that. Who's to say that pterodactyls didn't have afros, and triceratops weren't all gingers (and fire crotches)? LITERALLY no one knows. It's quite upsetting. But whatever. Go ahead and get these possibly historically inaccurate Ball Hammock® boxers anyways because they've got dinosaurs on them and that's pretty nostalgic, to say the least.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Tyrant Lizard | Dinosaur Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

6" inseam
The ultimate underwear, designed for all-purpose, everyday wear with an insanely soft feel.
Ultra-breathable drirelease ® technology keeps your skin up to 7°F cooler than regular cotton.
Rigorously tested for enhanced durability—even after 100,000 rounds of applied friction Apollo showed no holes or tears.
Moisture-wicking and fast drying (up to 4x faster than cotton),

drirelease ® technology is inherent to the fabric yarns meaning the sweat-fighting performance is permanent, and won’t wash out.
Upgraded stretch and recovery means Apollo always keeps its shape.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric blend: 79% poly, 14% modal, 7% spandex
Model is 6'0", Waist: 32’‘, Chest: 40’’, wearing size Medium.

Apollo Mid-length Boxer Brief 6"

Shop the Christian Grey men’s underwear pack. This all grey men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

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