It's time to give your privates a private island with these tropical long leg Ball Hammock®. If you're not already sipping a piña colada, here's what you have to do next. Step 1: purchase these beachy Ball Hammock®. Step 2: locate the closest tiki bar. Step 3: get yourself a fruity, delicious cocktail while you wait for your Ball Hammocks to arrive.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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The Sex On The Beach | Tropical Ball Hammock® Long Boxers

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Men's Underwear

Feel that? It's scrotal serenity. One has not truly lived until one experiences the life changing feeling of Ball Hammock®. They've got a built in pouch for your berries. Trust us, it's a game changer. Getcha this pair now.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Daytona Drifter | Race Car Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

I bet if these dinos knew that they were tacos, they'd definitely eat themselves. Put the tastiest reptile on your package with the Tacosaurus Ball Hammock® pouch underwear.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Tacosaurus | Taco Dinosaur Printed Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
Choose a style that offers a nearly-naked feel with our Y-back thong design in 100% pure cotton. It's finished with a comfortably supportive Contour Pouch and supportive back straps.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch
Y-shaped thong at back
3-pack
Mid rise (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020302
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Essential Cotton Y-back Thong 3-pack

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Details
This item will come with the updated logo waistband
Crafted in pure cotton, this naturally breathable basic offers the support you rely on, with an Original Contour Pouch and a comfortable elastic waistband. Its seamless design offers contemporary appeal to an everyday basic.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
No-show low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
3-pack
2 1/2 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020320

Essential Cotton No-show Brief 3-pack

Is it just me, or are those sandcastles are looking quite phallic today? And that starfish looks a little bit puckered. But what do I know.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Nudie Beach | Beach Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

For each order that includes Pride product, Tommy John is donating $5 to the Ali Forney Center to protect LGBTQ youths from the harms of homelessness and empower them with the tools needed to live independently.

New 6'' inseam provides the perfect amount of coverage and support, without showing under shorts.
New And Improved: Still luxuriously soft now 2X more durable.
Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz). Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', wearing size Medium.

We fixed men's underwear. Smart design and fabrics mean no more pulling at your pant line. Get comfortable with yourself. No Adjustment Needed.

Tommy John

Second Skin Mid-length Boxer Brief 6"

Color

Long story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with a fly are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend who is extremely interested in astronomy gave me hope. She said that Saturn's moon, Titan, could be terraformed to be inhabitable for us humans. We must also employ this stellar tactic with Mars. If you're not a space explorer, do what you can to help the cause by purchasing these Ball Hammock® that technically have nothing to do with the future of our planet.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Mars Landing | Red Space Dye Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

If you're not picturing Kate Upton posing with a bomb pop right now, then you should probably look that up then come back for these USA themed Ball Hammock®.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Summer Snack | Popsicle Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
This duo of our signature tanks are engineered to fit close to the body. Constructing in ultra breathable cotton allows for all day comfort without bulk if worn layered but also stands as the ultimate staple item worn by all by itself.

Tagless
Features 2x4 ribbing construction
2(X)IST logo tag attached at center back
2(X)IST's signature square neckline
32" inch length (on size Large). May shrink 2-2 1/2"

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020227

Essential Cotton Square-cut Tank 2-pack

6" Inseam
6'' inseam provides the perfect amount of coverage and support, without showing under shorts.
Feather-light, anti-microbial, quick drying Air Mesh fabric. Designed for daily wear and travel.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 77% Nylon Mesh, 23% Spandex

Air Mesh Mid-length Boxer Brief 6"

A lifestyle as demanding as ours demands a sweatshirt that can embody us in all terrains. Crafted with a soft but durable anti-piling knit, the Johnson Sweatshirt has been made to last and carry you through your day. Upside-down Strike logos feature on the back of the sleeves so that only when your fists are raised is your identity revealed. A 3D BOXRAW injection logo proudly sits on the chest, complemented perfectly with a ribbed waistband.

Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband
Soft Fleece Lining
Embroidered Sleeve Logos
3D Injection Logo
Signature BOXRAW Neck Plate
Relaxed Fit, Stretch Waist & Ribbed cuffs
50% Cotton & 50% Polyester
Machine wash cold & inside out
Do not iron & do not tumble dry

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Johnson Sweatshirt - Navy

Men's Sweatshirts

This ice cream sundae Ball Hammock® / thong duo pack is sweeter than it looks. You know that you can only get dessert if you eat your dinner. Match your bae in these tasty treats. The Ball Hammock® boxer briefs are moisture-wicking, stretchy and help keep the boys in place. The silky seamless thong will never cut into your love handles. Dessert is served.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Thong

Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

The Brain Freeze | Ice Cream Ball Hammock® Boxer And Thong Pack

Boxer Size

Details
A fabric-covered waistband top this low-rise brief in super soft fabric. Designed with our Original Contour pouch for extra support, this everyday essential features high-cut leg openings for a nearly naked fit.

Layered elastic waistband with self-covered ruching
Low rise
High-cut leg
Original Contour Pouch for support, boost and comfort
2 1/2 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold
Lay flat to dry

Fabric
95% Modal / 5% Spandex
Style Number
047232

Modal Bikini Brief

Who's hungry? Everyone who sees you in these shark boxers, that's who. No one can resist such a tasty snack, and that's just turned jumping the shark into a very good thing. Get this pair of ultra breathable striped shark long leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly now.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Snack Attack | Shark Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz). Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', Suit: 41''R, Inseam: 31'', wearing size Medium.

Fabric Content (Solid Colors and Prints): 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex.

Heather Fabric Content: 47% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 43% Polyester, 10% Spandex.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

Second Skin Square Cut, Titanium Waistband

Shop the Midnight Rider men’s underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Midnight Rider | Black Ball Hammock® Boxer 5 Pack

Oops, we did it again. Our designers have a knack for creating the most provocative cartoon sex scenes on innocent pairs of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. The more you look at this pair of holiday underwear, the more you're gonna see. Shop this Christmas orgy scene today.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Day After Christmas | Naughty Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
Need an underwear upgrade? No sweat. Constructed out of ultra-lightweight mesh fabric, 2(X)IST¢‚¬„¢s performance-ready Speed Dri Mesh Boxer Brief features a streamlined microfiber waistband and a clean turn back hem. Temperature-regulating fabric wicks moisture away from the body for a supremely comfortable experience.

Lightweight breathable mesh stretch fabric
Supportive contour pouch
No show leg binding under fitted trousers
Ultra-lightweight microfiber waistband
Tagless
Machine wash cold

Fabric
74% Polyester / 26% Spandex
Style Number
047766

Speed Dri Mesh No Show 6" Boxer Brief

It's time to conquer your spicy spots. (I'm talking about your balls, boys.) You should definitely be washing 'em, but you already knew that. But did you know that you can elevate your ball game with a natural bar of soap that is specifically designed to keep your family jewels extra fresh?
The Man Slab natural bar soap is made with activated charcoal to lather and cleanse keeping your 'nads fresher than a Spring day. Self-care is important, guys. Get on the bandwagon with this bar soap 3 pack.
Product Details

NATURAL SOAP DESIGNED FOR MEN with this refreshing and energizing blend of cedarwood with hints of tea tree and patchouli

CONQUER YOUR SPICY SPOTS – Conquer dirt and sweat and use man slab to cleanse, exfoliate, clean your entire body.

LONG-LASTING VIBES WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL : Richly lathering men’s bar soap deeply cleanses and formulated with activated charcoal

HAND MADE WITH NO HARSH CHEMICALS - Man slab is hand made using the cold process and leaves your skin feeling hydrated, moisturized, and fresh with our natural botanicals and without sulfates or parabens

MADE IN THE USA – If you don’t love it, we’ll provide a full refund. Man slab natural bar soap is made in the USA
Brand: Happy Nuts

The Man Slab | Happy Nuts Soap Bar 3 Pack

Get this pair of blue Ball Hammock® with fly and prevent blue balls in your pants. Just kidding, these men's ball pouch boxers won't prevent blue balls, only you can do that. These SWASS reducing, micro modal boxer briefs are 3x softer than cotton and promise to continually cradle your nuts for an unparalleled men's underwear experience. You WILL love them. If you DON'T love them, we refund them. It's that simple, so try Ball Hammock® and experience the ball support you never knew you needed.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Blue Planet | Blue Space Dye Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
Ultra-streamlined and designed for a snug fit, this mid-rise boxer brief is crafted in pure pima cotton for premium softness and breathability. It's finished with a supportive Contour Pouch and a logo-detailed waistband.

Logo-detailed elastic waistband
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Functional fly
Microfiber waistband
11-inch side length (on size MD)

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041004

Pima Cotton Boxer Brief

This pair of men's pouch underwear will transport you to a backyard barbecue when you were a kid. The bottoms of your feet are burning from the hot cement, so you run as fast as you can into the pool. Your dad's grilling burgers, your mom just brought you a Capri Sun, you're winning marco polo, life is easy. Embrace the nostalgia with these BBQ themed red, white and blue Ball Hammock®.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Backyard Bbq | American Flag Pineapples Ball Hammock® Boxer Briefs With Fly

We put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up for these brand new tropical patterned Ball Hammock® with fly. Take your privates to a private island in this pair of pouch underwear.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Sex On The Beach | Tropical Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
These square-cut trunks are equipped with a no-show rise and our Original Contour Pouch for extra boost. The moisture-wicking performance fabric keeps you cool with temperature-regulating properties.

Logo-detailed elastic waistband
Original Contour Pouch for support, boost and comfort
Square-cut leg openings
Compression stitching
7 1/2 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
84% Nylon / 16% Spandex
Style Number
H/047433

Electric | No-show Trunk

Shop The Tacosaurus couples matching underwear pack right now. This dino taco themed matching Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and cheeky pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Spice things up with your S.O with these women’s undies and men’s boxer briefs pack.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Cheeky Panties

Features: Lightweight, Moisture Wicking, & Breathable
Fit: Soft & flexible waistband, No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

The Tacosaurus | Dinosaur Matching Couples Ball Hammock® And Cheeky Pack

Title

Cue the Jimmy Buffet, slide into a pair of Hawaiian print boxers and immediately transport your boys to the Aloha islands of the Big Kahuna. Your Big Kahuna.
What do we mean by that? We're saying plopping your puka shells in a pair of Hawaiian Ball Hammock® pouch underwear is like a sunny vacation for your twig and berries. Ultrasoft Micromodal material acts as a bungalow for your boys, keeping them dry and cool, while the ball pouch keeps the goods out of the grundle just like a classic Hawaiian hammock.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Big Kahunas | Hawaiian Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

6" Inseam
New 6'' inseam provides the perfect amount of coverage and support, without showing under shorts.
New And Improved: Still luxuriously soft now 2X more durable.
Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz). Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric Content (Solid Colors and Prints): 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex.

Heather Fabric Content: 47% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 43% Polyester, 10% Spandex.
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', wearing size Medium.

Details
A modern-fit Tee with a deep neckline and premium Cotton body.

Bound V-Neckline
12-inch depth at collar
Short sleeves

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041041

Pima Cotton Slim-fit Deep V-neck

Consist of:

3 Second Skin Boxer Brief - Black

Second Skin Boxer Brief:

Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz).
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Height: 6'2", Waist: 32", Model is wearing a size Medium.

Second Skin Boxer Brief 3 Pack, Black

Shop the Stormy Sky men’s underwear with fly pack. This all grey men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Stormy Sky | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 5 Pack

Somebody is looking for unparalleled support in a simple color that you can wear over and over again without thinking about it. Somebody came to the right place. Somebody is about to give us their credit card info to purchase this life changing pair of gray Ball Hammock®  pouch underwear. Don't let me stand in your way, click that button and move right along to your cart.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Milky Way | Dark Gray Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Is it just me, or are those sandcastles are looking quite phallic today? And that starfish looks a little bit puckered. But what do I know.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Nudie Beach | Beach Scene Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Consist of:

3 Cool Cotton Boxer Brief - Black

Cool Cotton Boxer Brief:

Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric keeps you 2-3x cooler and dries 4-5x faster than regular cotton.
Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

Fabric: 86% Pima Cotton, 14% Spandex
Model is 6'1'', Waist: 32'', Chest: 41'', wearing size Medium.

Cool Cotton Boxer Brief 3 Pack, Black

Details
This item will come with the updated logo waistband
Shaped in pure cotton, this low-rise essential offers modern comfort with seamless construction. Leg openings hold tight through every twist and turn because of compression stitching. Our signature Contour Pouch provides reliable support.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
No-show low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
Compression stitching on leg openings
3-pack
8 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020333

Essential Cotton No-show Trunk 3-pack

Our inspiration for these ball hammock®  boxers came from the incredible Christmas sweater that your grandma knitted for you in 8th grade. She made it a few sizes too big so that even now, at age 30, it's still the perfect fit for the annual family holiday bonanza bash. While you may have ruined said holiday bonanza bash your Sophomore year of high school when you threw up the eggnog you had been sneakily drinking for most of the night all over your little sister while she was opening her midnight present, this year will definitely be way better.
Even in the tough times like that night, granny’s sweater always kept you warm and safe. With these ultra soft MicrModal ball pouch boxer briefs, the stocking stuffers will be comfier than an alpaca wearing an alpaca wool sweater. Keep the goolies in lifted luxury, all thanks to Grandma.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

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