There's an urban legend floating around out there that says drinking pineapple juice will make you...um....sweeter. Which, without going into the kind of detail that will definitely get our site flagged for inappropriate content, sounds like a win win for everyone involved. Whether or not there's any truth to that, pineapple juice is delicious, and wearing these palm trees and pineapples tropical print pants is a great way to remind you to drink up in preparation for date night. Sweeten the deal with the matching jacket.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

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The Date Night | Palm Trees And Pineapples Tropical Pants

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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

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Perry Ellis combines comfort and convenience in these casual men's pants. Lightweight and breathable twill fabric are enhanced with stretch, so you can move throughout your day with ease. The stain-resistant and water-repellent fabric keep you looking fresh. A streamlined slim fit gives the flat front pants a versatile style that takes you anywhere.

98% Cotton / 2% Spandex
Regular Fit
Stain Resistant
Water Repellent
Stretch
Interior Waistband Details
Quarter Top Pockets
Back Button Through Pockets
Machine Wash
Imported

Model Measurements:
Height: 6'1"
Waist: 32"
Inseam: 32"
Wearing Size 32" x 32"

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Timberland® logo on left thigh
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Slim fit

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Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
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Designed in Boulder, Co

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50% Poly, 38% Cotton, 12% Rayon
Two slash pockets and a single back pocket.
Hand-tied cotton tubular tape drawstring.
Hits above the knee.
Raw hem.
Made in USA.
Machine wash.

Recommended sizing: XS (28-30" waist), S (30-32" waist), M (32-34" waist), L (34-36" waist), XL (36-38" waist), XXL (38-40" waist).

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Product Details

5 Pocket Style Front Rise: 10.25", Knee: 16.5", Leg Opening: 14.5", Inseam: 34" Model Height 5’10" Model wearing size 32 Measurements based on size 32
Fit & Care

Content: 55% Cotton 42% Modal 3% Elastane machine wash cold with like colors Do not bleach Tumble dry low or hang to dry

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18 oz french terry.
Slim fit.
Two slash pockets.
Hand-tied cotton tubular tape drawstring.
Ribbed waist and leg cuffs.
Interior crimson chain stitched inseams.
Champion logo.
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Machine wash.

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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
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