From Uncle Sam and Santa to the devil himself, the most legendary rabble-rousers wear red pants when they suit up to do business. Whether you're more Santa than Satan is between you and Dana Carvey, but one thing we can all agree on is that red pants put the cherry on top of any holiday outfit. Or, I guess in this case the cherry is on the bottom, but you get the idea. Pants.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO

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The Red Hots | Solid Red Suit Pants

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Men's Dress Pants

Plaid used to be the print of lumberjacks and brawny home improvement guys, but not anymore. These days, you can't walk down a city street without seeing someone sporting the pattern, and we don't mind. These red and green plaid pants have the pattern of your favorite flannel shirt and the style of your best pair of suit pants. Pair these Christmas pants with the matching red and green blazer, or maybe a turtleneck, and own the holiday party this year.
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Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

The Lincoln Log Love Daddy | Red And Green Plaid Christmas Suit Pants

If you're suffering from stress, anxiety, depression or just general lack of chill, ask your online retailer if a tropical flamingo print pants might be right for you. Pink floral suit pants have been proven to increase chill island vibes while lowering your risk of having a bad time. If you don't know how operate a hammock, a pair of chill pastel sunset pants might not be right for you. Side effects may include feelings of being on vacation, an increase in fist bumps from bros, and surfing epic waves even in land-locked states. In rare cases pants wearers have been known to get everyone pregnant. Recommended for daily use with matching blazer and a piña colada.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Waves Before Babes | Tropical Palm Pattern Suit Pants

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Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Magic | White Suit Pants

Eating that Thanksgiving turkey is a lot like doing the sex. It's always juicy, makes you sleepy, and the breasts are your favorite part. Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead. You can turkey trot like the king of Thanksgiving all the way to your childhood bedroom in search of a nap, only to discover that it is now half exercise room and half Rubbermaid containers of Christmas decorations. Pair it with the matching pants and you've got yourself a suit.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

Tryptophan Tyrants | Thanksgiving Dress Pants

Oxford quality and Madda Fella style combine in a Roll-Up Pant that will showcase your island attitude in a casual look. Perfect for any warm weather outing, these pants will keep you cool and comfortable.

100% Oxford cotton provides a finely textured material and a sturdy woven fabric
Pre-washed to hold garment shape
Cross dyed fibers for a rich depth of color
Flat front styling gives clean lines
Zip front and button closure
Slash front pockets and two, button-through back pockets for storage
32” inseam
Machine wash or dry clean garment care options

Worn with the hem rolled for a clean, casual look or long with a dressier shirt for a night out, these pants will fit your style.

Men's clothing. Linen Shirts. Clothing for the adventurer. Madda Fella was born out of a lust for travel, adventure, and that special place where the land meets the sea. Clothing you can live in. Casual Clothing.

Madda Fella

Oxford Cross Dye Roll Up Pant

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Men's Pants

Who wants to look like a million bucks when they can look like an (inflation adjusted) 340 billion bucks? We're talking Rockefeller oil bucks. See these red tartan print tuxedo pants are for those who enjoy the finest things in life. They're made with the 'caviar' of threads in the 'uncut Columbian' of holiday patterns. Who cares if you've been naughty all year because now you're someone who takes what they want... or just orders it online.
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Shinesty Black Label Yarn-Dyed Tartan Tuxedo Pants
Intricately yarn-dyed, for superior softness and elegance
4-pocket design, with contrasting black accents
Designed by Allie. T, in Boulder CO
Brand: Shinesty Black Label

The Rockefeller | Tartan Plaid Suit Pants

Our buttery soft sweatpants made from our signature triblend fleece. Featuring a straight leg modern fit with natural mechanical stretch, these joggers are comfy enough for lounging at home yet stylish enough to wear out and about.

Threads 4 Thought is a full lifestyle brand of every day basics, workout wear, and other fashion that is produced responsibly & supports sustainable initiatives.

Threads 4 Thought

Triblend Fleece Jogger

Men's Sweatpants

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Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 100% Polyester

The Hawk Hunter | Hunter Green Solid Suit Pants

Indulging in the annual ritual of boning your bae in your childhood bedroom is just one of the reasons we all look forward to going home for the holidays. Salute your favorite Christmas tradition with a pair of quilt patterned Christmas pants and sneak off for a little unexpected afternoon stocking stuffer. No wonder they call it a bonus room.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Bonus Room Quickie | Quilted Print Christmas Suit Pants

Jumping into these pants like they're a pile of leaves will make you feel like a kid all over again - until they get taken off and you're immediately reminded about one of the best parts of being a grownup. (Spoiler alert: it's not a sophisticated appreciation of nature's fall palette.)
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Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Dress Pants

We've taken our already best-selling Madison American flag-lined suit and given it the old makeover. Introducing the Dusty Blue Madison, the deviant stepchild of the original Madison. Featuring a lighter blue color that's ready for business but still filled with American freedom on the inside. Sport these dusty blue American flag pants to your next national sales meeting and watch the jaws of every higher up drop when you slide this baby off faster than it went on.
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Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
80% Polyester, 20% Rayon shell. 100% Polyester accents.
Fully faced waistband with button and hook and bar closure in front.
Double welt back pockets with faux horn buttons.
Blind stitched hem

The Madisons | Dusty Blue Dress Pants

Who's ready to go yachting? I know I am. These nautical party pants will have you feelin' like setting sail on the deep blue sea, even if you don't know anyone with a boat. You'll make it happen when you slip on these blue nautical men's suit pants.
Product Details

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Nauti Buoy | Nautical Suit Pants

The Diversion Pant offers unprecedented freedom and comfort with extreme 4-way stretch, a gusset for movement, and an ultra-soft, breathable inner lining. It's our slimmest-cut pant, but your movement isn't limited.

Western Rise is performance clothing built with highly technical fabrics. Responsibly built to function seamlessly for outdoors, travel, and every day.

Western Rise

Diversion Pant

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Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

Leopard Suit Pants

These American flag-lined suit pants are just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses and Grandmas living room. Hand sanitizer sits gently on the wall, ready to cleanse the hands and warm the heart. These American flag suit pants aren't a normal portapotty, they're a portable throne - normal from the outside, but an extraordinary experience on the inside.
Introducing the Grey Madison suit pants, the newest addition to our American flag-lined suit collection. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me."
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Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
80% Polyester, 20% Rayon shell. 100% Polyester accents.
Fully faced waistband with button and hook and bar closure in front.
Double welt back pockets with faux horn buttons.
Blind stitched hem

The Graying | Madison Grey Dress Pants

It's an anomaly how something so outrageous like orange striped tiger pants can make onlookers purr like a kitten in heat. It's like Tony the Tiger if he were the poster boy for Marlboro Reds and KY instead of pushing some sugary cereal. Sound good? Hell no, with the amount of tail tapping this baby maker manifests, it's more than good, it's fuggin great. Just ask Will Ferrell in "Kicking and Screaming" circa '05 if you don't believe me.
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Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

The Make Them Purr | Tiger Print Suit Pants

Take America with you wherever you go with these suave blue suit pants. Grab the Madison suit jacket to match and you're set. Wear 'em on a boat, in a tree, or a car, maybe a house. Wear it in the rain or in the dark. Pretty much anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can wear these and feel the pulsing patriotic pride of your clothing choices. The American flag inside lining of the jacket bestows you with the inspiring, ever onward determination of manifest destiny. While the formal blue exterior of the pants allow you to seamlessly blend into every situation, whether your week calls for international 007 style espionage or 40 hours sitting in a cubicle, eating a banana. Either way, lady liberty has your back...and also your legs.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Trail Blazer | Light Blue Madison Suit Pants

The Seahawks have come a long way since first starting as a hockey team. It's the Legion of Boom of blazers, the 12th man, and scores more touchdowns in its first two seasons than any other quarterback in the NFL. Essentially, it's the spirit animal of Richard Sherman, you as fans who have not only started an earthquake once, but twice, and Russel Wilson all in a blazer. And if you're wondering where the logo came from, the Kwakwaka'wakw tribe is the tribe to thank.

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Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 100% Polyester

The Green Gauchos | Lime Green Suit Pants

I see you searching for Christmas gift ideas for men as you browse this lovely website. Gifting can be extremely difficult. You think you know somebody, but then you try to find something they like and BOOM, the mind goes blank. We have seemingly endless gifts for that special man in your life. These holiday suit pants are covered in Christmas cheer and are the perfect gift this holiday.
Slyly tell your guy that he wears boring pants by gifting him these ugly Christmas themed pants. He doesn't know what he needs, you do. Take charge.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas Suit Pants

Glow like a major award when you're dressed in the most iconic Christmas pants money can buy. With a matching blazer that's so glamorous it's probably Italian, you'll be spreading Christmas cheer all night long. Just be careful or you'll shoot your eye out.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Fragile | Christmas Dress Pants

Buddy the elf what's your favorite color? Mine's green, like these holiday green suit pants for men. These party pants pair perfectly with many of our Christmas suit jackets. If the full matching pattern ain't your style, these green machines will be. Ready for anything you've got planned this season from White Elephant parties, to Santa Crawls, to meals with the in-laws and even Christmas mass.

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Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

The Buddy The Elf | Solid Green Suit Pants

Even outrageous dressers like you have to go incognito sometimes, and that's where these black suit pants come in. With the finesse of both a shadow-prowling jungle cat and the legendary James Bond, these sleek black pants expertly disguise your wild side until the time is right to pounce and reveal your status as an international man of mystery.
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Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The 007 Shadow Prowler | Mens Black Suit Pants

Aw hell...it’s that time of year again, isn’t it? We'll go ahead and wish the Sinful Santas an early Merry F*ckin' Christmas. The Sinful Santa red Christmas suit does not give a shit unless there is booze involved, money to be stolen, and fornication to be had. It’s been to prison once, married twice, and has an affinity to use expletives like "f*ck-stick" in front of children.
Simply put, just by donning this Santa dress suit increases the chances of someone saying “F*ck me, Santa” increases exponentially and your liver will function like that of an 80-year old with cirrhosis.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Bad Santas | Red Suit Pants

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Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Rock Star Of David | Hanukkah Suit Pants

You know what you want, don't you? You want these neon blue, green and yellow tropical suit pants. You don't go up to a bar and ask the bartender what his favorite drink is, do you? Heck no. You confidently request your usual: a rum and sprite and you enjoy the rest of your evening while wearing these bright suit pants with the matching blazer.
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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Rum & Sprite | Neon Leaves Suit Pants

The yellow pastel suit pants may seem sour at first, but it's followed by an uncontrollable sense of sweetness. At first, it’s bright, but once the eyes begin to adjust, its natural beauty will show. A natural beauty that lives simply off Leinenkugel Summer Shandy, a few lemon drop shots on a hot afternoon, and yellow mustard to compliment a Hebrew National.
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Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Summer Shandy | Yellow Pastel Suit Pants

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Mango

Slim Fit Check Suit Pants

These men's log print Xmas pants are a straight up fire hazard. You'll look so smoking hot strutting around in these lumber print holiday pants that something is bound to go horribly wrong. Even though it feels oh so right. People won't be able to look away."Is that a log in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" The answer is yes, to both.

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Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Suit Pants

The title says it all about this official Budweiser pants. One thing is certain 20 years from now, this will be the most expensive vintage piece you find at your local Goodwill because no one else is making these. Just Budweiser and papa Shinesty. DEETS

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

Cool, Smooth And Refreshing | Usa Budweiser Suit Pants

The Derby Tulips | Derby Dress Pants By Opposuits

If you aren't a fan of blue or happen to grow up in Bompton, it's likely you ain't diggin' our original Blue Madison American flag-lined suit. We designed the Burgundy Madison pants for those who bool around on the weekends but blass it up on the weekdays. They may not be blood red, but they're red enough to pass for crimson if you're a fan of the Tide and still feature the classic American flag liner so you can give the bird to any Brit who tries to bum a Newport.
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Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
80% Polyester, 20% Rayon shell. 100% Polyester accents.
Fully faced waistband with button and hook and bar closure in front.
Double welt back pockets with faux horn buttons.
Blind stitched hem

The Burgundy Madisons | Burgundy Dress Pants

Ooze with class in these striped pants. Make us proud out there.
Product Details

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Trust Funder | Striped Suit Pants

The legendary Paul Bunyan wore these red and black checkered pants to a holiday party and looked so festive that he moved Santa Claus himself to tears. He comforted Santa by letting him sit on his lap and tell him what he wanted for Christmas. Paul Bunyan then proceeded to skillfully decorate an entire sheet of gingerbread men with his eyes closed and one rugged, masculine hand behind his back. That hand was arm wrestling Chuck Norris, and it won. Be like Paul Bunyan and wear these holiday buff check suit pants.
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Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

The Red & Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Plaid Suit Pants

This red and green holiday masterpiece is what we like to call a Christmas sweater suit. These pants look like a sweater so beautiful that your Great Aunt Lydia could have knit it herself, but it wears like the most fashion forward piece of clothing since the suit was invented. Be the best dressed at your office Christmas party, show your neighbors who's in charge at the block party, and impress your in-laws in our best selling holiday dress pants for men.
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Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.