This is 2018, and our morning wood has quickly become the rooster that wakes us up in the morning (Unless you're a farmer and actually have a rooster waking you up in the morning). So, with the help of some investigation into farmersonly.com, we realized the one thing missing from our already girthy line of ball hammock® boxers was the mighty rooster.
Introducing the Early Risers red ball pouch boxer briefs, the first and only cock for your cock. Made with an ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the morning wood fresh and a bonafide ball hammock®, they'll make sure your eggs don't get gobbled up in the grundle. Plus these pouch underwear will enhance your beloved bulge so when she asks to see your big cock she'll get exactly what she's looking for.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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The Early Risers | Barnyard Rooster Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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Men's Underwear

Right hand red...left foot green. Back in the day, it wasn't as simple of a game. The positions pictured on this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are for experts only. Please use extreme caution when attempting the whoopee you see here.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Ancient Twister | Ancient Vase Orgy Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
Crafted in pure cotton, this naturally breathable basic offers the support you rely on, with a functional fly and a comfortable elastic waistband. Its seamless design offers contemporary appeal to an everyday basic.

Functional Fly
Full coverage seat with double-ply panel construction
2(X)IST logo elastic waistband
Seamless sides and back
3-pack
4.5 inch side seam (on size M)
Model is 6'1 with a 32" waist and wearing a size M
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020039

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Essential Cotton Fly Front Brief 3-pack

Color Code

Shop the Missionary men’s underwear pack. This simple and classic Valentine's Day themed men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Missionary | Classic Valentines Day Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear 3 Pack

Details
Our classic athletic tank in a convenient 3-Pack.

Body-conscious fit
Engineered rib construction

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020336

Essential Cotton Tank Top 3-pack

Shop The Threat Level Midnights men’s long leg pouch underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 7 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads, every single day of the week. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
3-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Threat Level Midnights | Long Leg Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 7 Pack

Details
Elevate your everyday with Pinstripe. This alluring collection is crafted in our ultra lightweight, airy nylon stretch fabric; that stays put and wicks away moisture for all-day comfort and breathability and comes in an array of romantic color tones. Our premium Boxer Brief is engineered with our Slim U-Pouch for added non-binding support that stays put and comfortable for hours on end. Designed with a self fabric waistband for a clean, sophisticated look, touch and feel.

Slim U Pouch for support, boost and comfort
Low rise and full coverage back
Self fabric waistband for a barely there feel

Features a subtle embossed logo at hip

Tagless

6" inseam (size M)

Model is 6'1 with a 32" waist and wearing a size M
Machine Wash Cold, Hang Dry or Tumble Dry Low

Fabric
95% Nylon 5% Spandex
Style Number
051566

Pinstripe Boxer Brief

Finally, an American Flag inspired Ball Hammock® print Flag-Code-fueled internet trolls can get behind. Same 3x softer than cotton fabric that feels like it isn't there. Same incredibly supportive Ball Hammock® to fight gravity. None of white stripes.

DEETS

Ball Hammock® support pouch

3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
Moisture wicking & breathable
4-way stretch
Anti-bunching construction

Soft, flexible waistband
Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Stars & Stripes | American Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
This high-cut design in soft-stretch cotton has a barely-there fit. Dual supportive straps provide just the right amount of support, while our Original Contour pouch lends an extra boost of comfort.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
High-cut leg openings
Open back
Dual supportive straps
3-pack
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021322

Cotton Stretch Jock Strap 3-pack

Details
Go for a comfortable, no-show silhouette in cotton fabric with a hint of stretch. A logo-detailed elastic waistband stays put, while our Original Contour Pouch provides the support you need. A seamless back ensures you'll have the smoothest fit for everyday wear.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
No-show low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
Compression stitching on leg openings
3-pack
7.5 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021333

Cotton Stretch No-show Trunk 3-pack

Shop The Long Weekend men’s pouch underwear pack. This USA themed men’s boxer 5 pack pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
3-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Long Weekend | Usa Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear 5 Pack

You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our best-selling hot dog pattern now available on a long leg fit.
We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place your weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxers and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents...
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Coney Islands | Hot Dog  Ball Hammock® Long Boxers

Details
This item will come with the updated logo waistband
Shaped in soft and cool cotton, this everyday essential will quickly become a wardrobe favorite. Featuring a functional keyhole fly, a logo-detailed waistband and banded leg openings that stay put, it's all you need.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Keyhole fly
Seamless back
3-pack
11 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020304

Essential Cotton Boxer Brief 3-pack

Details

With 2(X)IST’s Contour Pouch Brief, comfort is always within reach. Available in soft-stretch cotton for the first time, this classic brief will help you achieve an ultra-smooth look under tight-fitting pants, while our signature Contour Pouch perfectly fuses style with support. This three-pack lets you instantly restock your top drawer with a bonafide everyday essential.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch with added support
Seamless sides and back
3-pack
4-inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric

92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021303

Cotton Stretch Contour Pouch Brief 3-pack

Shop The 50 Shades of Gonads men’s pouch underwear with fly pack. This all grey long leg men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
3-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The 50 Shades Of Gonads | Long Leg Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 Pack

Pack Includes:

6 Second Skin Trunk - Black

Second Skin Trunk:

Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz).
Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', Suit: 41''R, Inseam: 31'', wearing size Medium.

We fixed men's underwear. Smart design and fabrics mean no more pulling at your pant line. Get comfortable with yourself. No Adjustment Needed.

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Second Skin Trunk 6 Pack, Black

Color

Pack Includes:

3 Cotton Basics Crew Neck Stay-Tucked Undershirt - Black

Cotton Basics Crew Neck Stay-Tucked Undershirt :

Super-soft, lightweight stretch cotton for a comfortable, premium feel.
Smart stretch fabric prevents moisture build-up.
Streamlined fit hugs the body but is never restrictive.
Patented design that never comes untucked.
No EFG®–our longer, tapered design eliminates "excess fabric gut".
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex

Cotton Basics Crew Neck Stay-tucked Undershirt 3 Pack, Black

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360 stretch fabric prevents riding up and wedgies, even during the most intense work outs. Designed for the gym and performance.
Mesh cooling zones keep you cool while being active.
Anti-chafing for running and exercise.
Lower leg reflectives for safety during nighttime activity.
Anti-microbial and anti-odor.
Fabric: 84% Polyester, 16% Spandex
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

360 Sport 2.0 Leggings (full-length), Print

Details
Restock your essentials with a 3-pack from the Essential Contour collection. Designed with our signature Contour Pouch for extra support, the classic brief is a no-fail basic you'll love.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless sides and back
3-pack
4 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020303

Essential Cotton Contour Pouch Brief 3-pack

Shop the Navy Nads men’s underwear pack. This blue men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Navy Nads | Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 Pack

WARNING: These official Bud Light can patterned Ball Hammock® may pull your hand to the cold cans in the fridge faster than normal. Feelings of excitement, anticipation and ball bliss are expected when wearing Crispy Boy Ball Hammocks. Claim your pair now.
Product Details

Officially Licensed
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Crispy Boy | Official Bud Light Can Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Shop The Zero Shades of Grey men’s pouch underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Zero Shades Of Grey | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 Pack

Details
Ultra-streamlined and designed for a snug fit, this mid-rise boxer brief is crafted in pure pima cotton for premium softness and breathability. It's finished with a supportive Contour Pouch and a logo-detailed waistband.

Logo-detailed elastic waistband
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Functional fly
Microfiber waistband
11-inch side length (on size MD)

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041004

Pima Cotton Boxer Brief

Details
The Form Tank enhances the classic silhouette made in a special tightly woven cotton spandex blend for improved midsection compression.

Tank with reinforced binding
Ribbed construction
Tapered fit shapes and firms the midsection

Fabric
80% Cotton / 20% Spandex
Style Number
X04506
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Shapewear Form Tank

These classic solid grey long leg Ball Hammock® are a look for an experienced love maker. These puppies will keep the spunk bunkers happier than Christian Grey entering a room full of handcuffs and tassels. Little known fact is that Grey actually kept some silky MicroModal material on a podium right next to the largest “tool” in his collection.
For an individual involved in such intense extra-curricular activities, comfort and color neutrality are absolutely key, and according to the research conducted by a dude on our marketing team, this particular shade of grey actually evokes rapid and aggressive emotions of sensuality even amongst the worst of enemies. Whether you’re looking to try something new in the slumber zone or make amends with your ex-best friend from middle school, this pair of long leg pouch underwear will keep your stones from interrupting the conversation.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The 50 Shades Of Gonads | Grey Ball Hammock® Long Boxers

Consist of: 3 White Second Skin Crew Neck Stay-Tucked Undershirts Silky-soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz). Lay-flat, stretch rib Memory Collar to eliminate "bacon neck". 30% more stretch and recovery compared to our original undershirt so it never loses its shape. Patented design that never comes untucked. No EFG®–our longer, tapered design eliminates "excess fabric gut". Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', Suit: 41''R, Inseam: 31'', wearing size Medium. Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

Second Skin Crew Neck Undershirt 2.0 3 Pack

Cotton jersey. Flowing, soft material. Straight cut. Rather loose fit. Elasticated waistband. Button fly. Inset at crotch for added comfort. Plain hem. 100% Cotton. The model is 6 ft. tall and is wearing size M.

A.P.C.

Cabourg Boxer Shorts

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DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Green Boys | Men's Green Ball Hammock® Boxer Briefs

Details
The Pima Flex Stretch Boxer Brief is comprised of 95% luxuriously soft Pima Cotton and 5% Spandex for ease of movement making this range the ultimate in performance meets self-indulgence. Compression stitching eliminates a bulky leg binding creating a no show leg silhouette under fitted trousers. Original Contour Pouch for support, tagless and soft microfiber waistband for comfort. Available in solid black and white as well as richly heathered colors of the season. Come on, you deserve it.

Soft microfiber logo-detailed waistband
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Tagless
Compression stitching
Seamless back
4 inch inseam

Fabric
95% Cotton / 5% Spandex
Style Number
X/ 040904

Pima Flex Boxer Brief

Details
This duo of our signature tanks are engineered to fit close to the body. Constructing in ultra breathable cotton allows for all day comfort without bulk if worn layered but also stands as the ultimate staple item worn by all by itself.

Tagless
Features 2x4 ribbing construction
2(X)IST logo tag attached at center back
2(X)IST's signature square neckline
32" inch length (on size Large). May shrink 2-2 1/2"

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020227

Essential Cotton Square-cut Tank 2-pack

Details
The key to comfort? Simplicity. An essential with edge, the 2(X)IST Stretch Sport Brief is stripped down to its barest essentials in front, and offers a seamless, full coverage back. The breathable fit and soft-stretch cotton fabrication promises to keep you cool 24/7.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
High-cut leg openings
Seamless back with full coverage
3-pack
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021312

Cotton Stretch Sport Brief 3-pack

Details
A classic, full coverage Cotton Brief with a functional fly, packaged in a convenient 3-Pack.

Functional Fly
Full coverage seat with double-ply panel construction
2(X)IST logo elastic waistband

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020039

You're required to sing the National Anthem every time you take your pants off when you wear these flaming torch Ball Hammock® boxers. I don't make the rules, I just share them.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Inferno | Torch & Flags Ball Hammock® Boxer Briefs With Fly

Pack Includes:

1 Apollo Boxer Brief 8" - Black
1 Apollo Boxer Brief 8" - Navy Blazer
1 Apollo Boxer Brief 8" - Waving Flag

Apollo Boxer Brief 8":

8" Inseam
The ultimate underwear, designed for all-purpose, everyday wear with an insanely soft feel.
Ultra-breathable drirelease ® technology keeps your skin up to 7°F cooler than regular cotton.
Rigorously tested for enhanced durability—even after 100,000 rounds of applied friction Apollo showed no holes or tears.
Moisture-wicking and fast drying (up to 4x faster than cotton),

drirelease ® technology is inherent to the fabric yarns meaning the sweat-fighting performance is permanent, and won’t wash out.
Upgraded stretch and recovery means Apollo always keeps its shape.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric blend: 79% poly, 14% modal, 7% spandex
Model is 6'0", Waist: 32’‘, Chest: 40’’, wearing size Medium.

Apollo Boxer Brief 8" Waving Flag (3-pack)

Details
A high-shine elastic waistband tops this seamless design in pure pima cotton. Finished with a supportive Contour Pouch, it will soon become a wardrobe favorite.

Elastic waistband
High rise
2.5-inch side length (on size MD)

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041032

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