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A pink polka dot party jacket might speak softly, but it definitely carries a big stick. And by big stick, I mean a thick stogie tucked nicely into the interior pocket of this pink suit. And by thick stogie, I mean a nicely rolled j bird because there's absolutely no way I'm watching a 2-minute horse race sober. I want that 2 minutes to feel like 2 hours. I want the horses to look like unicorns. I...