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That captain pictured is Buck.
And you're probably wondering why he's wearing a sleeveless pink pineapple party blazer. Well, here's why:
He once sailed into the Bermuda Triangle and the Bermuda triangle got lost. He’s the only man to convert his Prius into a diesel. After getting tangled up with a Portuguese Man-O-War, he peed on it. Gluten has an allergy to him.
He certainly doesn’t always wear...