Description

Congrats! You just discovered the best Men's T-Shirt on the planet. Naturally breathable cotton + Modal keep you sweat free while the cut makes us all look our best.
Fit + Fabric

Sweaty pits stink. That's why we designed our SuperSoft fabric with natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last. It's the ultimate in opulence... but made for everyday use.

Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Über Comfy
Reinforced Shoulder Seams
No Chafe
Tag Free

No Regrets Guarantee

You’ll love our products or your money back! Find out more here .

The best men's, women's, and kids' basics on the planet. Socks, underwear, and undershirts built to get you Ready for Everything.

Pair of Thieves

Supersoft Long Sleeve Crew Neck Tee

Size

Color

Men's Black Shirts

Description

Introducing Pair of Thieves reusable mask packs! Doing your part to keep yourself and others safe never looked so sexy.
Fit + Fabric

Fiber Content - 85% polyamide, 15% spandex

Liner Content - 45% cotton, 45% viscose, 5% spandex

Soft, Lightweight Fabric - Keeps you cool and comfortable. People will see the satisfaction in your eyes.

Antimicrobial Wash- for added protection against bacteria growth

Adjustable Ear Loops - Made to fit just about all ears, excluding those of corn.

Contoured Nose Piece - For a secure fit

Filter Pocket – for optional added protected

Binded Edge - For durable seams

Medium/Large Sizing - Sizing may vary

Disclaimer

Thank you for being stylish while helping to keep others safe! While the CDC and other local health departments have issued guidance advising that wearing a mask may help to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19, you should know that our reusable cloth face masks have not been approved by the CDC, the FDA, or any other federal, state or local health department.
Pair of Thieves cloth face masks are not intended to be used as a medical device or other medical product which require liquid barrier protection. These masks should not be used (1) in a clinical setting where the infection risk level through inhalation exposure is high; (2) for antimicrobial or antiviral protection or related uses or uses for infection prevention or reduction or related uses; (3) as a respiratory protective device, or (4) for high risk aerosol-generating procedures. Our masks are not a substitute for an N95 respirator, surgical mask or face shield which are typically used for these situations.
Pair of Thieves makes no warranties, either express or implied, that the face mask prevents infection or the transmission of viruses or diseases, including COVID-19. By using the mask, you waive any claims against Pair of Thieves. Care should be taken in the way that you put on or remove your mask, as improper use could increase the risk of infection. Avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth when removing their face covering and wash your hands immediately after removing your mask. Cloth masks should be routinely washed in a washing machine.
You should continually check for guidance provided by the FDA and CDC regarding the continued use of cloth face masks, including whether any emergency use authorizations are removed or modified. The use of cloth face masks has been authorized by FDA under an emergency use authorize for use by the general public to help prevent the spread of infection or illness during the COVID-19 pandemic. Use of cloth face masks for this purpose is authorized for the duration of the declaration while circumstances exist justifying the authorization of its emergency use.
As part of our commitment to safety during the COVID-19 pandemic, we will temporarily not allow returns on cloth face masks.

Black Reusable Masks 3 Pack

Title

Men's Face Masks

Off-Duty Lounge Sweatpants

Don’t sweat the small things. As a matter of fact, don’t sweat things of any particular size. We’ve already done that for you. These Off-Duty french terry lounge sweatpants make doing anything or nothing look easy and stylish.

Features

Ribbed Trim

For your pleasure

Front + Back Pockets

Ample storage for phone, wallet and keys, and curated lint

Flat-lock Seams
No chafing + makes pants look cooler

Drawstring Closure
Comfortable fit and karate black belt pantomime trainer

No Regrets Guarantee

You’ll love our products or your money back! Find out more here .

French Terry Sweatpants

Men's Loungewear

Description

We looked at the comfort of our crew socks and decided it was time to turn it up to eleven. Our cushion crew socks have an Über comfy fit, a sport cushion and reinforced toes and heels for when you need that extra strength. Whether you're striding with pride or sashaying down the runway, the cushion crew will give your feet that extra padding while letting them breathe.

FIT + FABRIC
Made of cotton, polyester, and spandex. The men's pairs are all shoe sizes 8-12.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Supremely Breathable
Stretch for Perfect Fit
Über Comfy
Reinforced Toe and Heel
Snug, No-Shift Grip
Sport Cushion

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Pride Of Your Life Cushion Crew Socks 2 Pack

Men's Socks

Off Duty Lounge Sweat Shorts

Keep it short and sweet in these super sweet lounge shorts. Off Duty french terry sweat shorts let you max your relax with incredibly soft french terry fabric, and super stylish lines in the perfect length.

Features
Front + Back Pockets
Ample storage for phone, wallet and keys, and curated lint

Flat-lock Seam
No chafing + doesn’t look like you’re hiding a wire in undercover situations

Drawstring Closure
Comfortable fit and post-burrito pressure release apparatus

No Regrets Guarantee

You’ll love our products or your money back! Find out more here .

Black Off Duty French Terry Sweat Short

NEVER ALONE

We’re raising funds to help in preventing suicide and addressing mental health. For every pair of Never Alone socks sold, we will donate $2 to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. Please help by purchasing a pair, spreading the word or donating to AFSP. afsp.org
Mental health and suicide are very real and wide-ranging problems today, but they are also very difficult topics to talk about. Sometimes a tiny reminder or a quick conversation is all it takes to get someone on the path to wellness. We want to help start the conversation and make mental health less taboo to talk about. That’s why we created our Never Alone program. Our Never Alone socks provide a message of hope, and have the phone number for the national suicide prevention hotline right on the toes. Help us in this cause.
Description

Built for style and performance, our socks have amazing breathability, an Über comfy fit, and are more moisture wicking than ever. It's the perfect sock your hardworking feet deserve. Because you never know when you'll need to close a deal or crush a trail, we make our socks READY for EVERYTHING.

Fit + Fabric

Made of combed cotton, nylon, and polyester. The men's pairs are all shoe sizes 8-12.

Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Über Comfy
Reinforced Toe and Heel
Snug, No-Shift Grip

No Regrets Guarantee

You'll love our products or your money back! Find out more here .

Never Alone In White Cushion Crew Socks

DESCRIPTION
Life is short! Live your best life in our best shorts. Our proprietary open hole mesh SuperFit fabrication keeps you cool from sheets to streets.

Our SuperFit mesh shorts are cool to the touch, quick-drying, lightweight, chafe-free, and objectively life-affirming. The ultra-cool and ultra-comfortable SuperFit underwear lining creates the ideal pair for working out or sleeping in. In short, with these, you’ll love being in shorts.

FIT + FABRIC
Made of nylon (85%) and spandex (15%).

PRODUCT DETAILS

Cooling Mesh
Supremely Breathable
SuperFit Underwear Lining
360° Stretch
4-Way Stretch Micro-Mesh Knit

No Regrets Guarantee

You’ll love our products or your money back! Find out more here .

Superfit Mesh Lounge Shorts

Off Duty Lounge Sweatshirt

Off Duty french terry sweatshirts are the perfect shirt for working out or just threatening to at some future date in time. Your new favorite lounge sweatshirt is softer, lighter and cooler than your imagination would ever allow.

Features
Tag-Free
No itching, secures valuable personal information compromised by untucked tags

Front Pocket
Handy storage + support for pocket- protector industry

Ribbed Trim
Comfortable fit and proof of waistline existence

No Regrets Guarantee

You’ll love our products or your money back! Find out more here .

French Terry Sweatshirt

Description

Puppies, teenage mustaches, and these matching pair of socks are pretty much the cutest things on the planet. One for you, one for the little one. If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that #twinning is #winning So hit the swings and put that tantrum behind you.

Fit + Fabric

Made of combed cotton, nylon, and polyester. The men's pair are all sizes 8-12, and the kid's pairs come in two sizes, ranging from about 18 months to 8 years old.

Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Über Comfy
Reinforced Toe and Heel
Snug, No-Shift Grip

No Regrets Guarantee

You’ll love our products or your money back! Find out more here .

Gamma Rays Dad + Kid Socks

Description

Introducing Pair of Thieves reusable mask packs! Doing your part to keep yourself and others safe never looked so sexy.
Fit + Fabric

Fiber Content - 85% polyamide,15% spandex

Liner Content - 45% cotton, 45% viscose, 5% spandex

Soft, Lightweight Fabric - Keeps you cool and comfortable. People will see the satisfaction in your eyes.

Antimicrobial Wash- for added protection against bacteria growth

Adjustable Ear Loops - Made to fit just about all ears, excluding those of corn.

Contoured Nose Piece - For a secure fit

Filter Pocket – for optional added protected

Binded Edge - For durable seams

Medium/Large Sizing - Sizing may vary

Disclaimer

Thank you for being stylish while helping to keep others safe! While the CDC and other local health departments have issued guidance advising that wearing a mask may help to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19, you should know that our reusable cloth face masks have not been approved by the CDC, the FDA, or any other federal, state or local health department.
Pair of Thieves cloth face masks are not intended to be used as a medical device or other medical product which require liquid barrier protection. These masks should not be used (1) in a clinical setting where the infection risk level through inhalation exposure is high; (2) for antimicrobial or antiviral protection or related uses or uses for infection prevention or reduction or related uses; (3) as a respiratory protective device, or (4) for high risk aerosol-generating procedures. Our masks are not a substitute for an N95 respirator, surgical mask or face shield which are typically used for these situations.
Pair of Thieves makes no warranties, either express or implied, that the face mask prevents infection or the transmission of viruses or diseases, including COVID-19. By using the mask, you waive any claims against Pair of Thieves. Care should be taken in the way that you put on or remove your mask, as improper use could increase the risk of infection. Avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth when removing their face covering and wash your hands immediately after removing your mask. Cloth masks should be routinely washed in a washing machine.
You should continually check for guidance provided by the FDA and CDC regarding the continued use of cloth face masks, including whether any emergency use authorizations are removed or modified. The use of cloth face masks has been authorized by FDA under an emergency use authorize for use by the general public to help prevent the spread of infection or illness during the COVID-19 pandemic. Use of cloth face masks for this purpose is authorized for the duration of the declaration while circumstances exist justifying the authorization of its emergency use.
As part of our commitment to safety during the COVID-19 pandemic, we will temporarily not allow returns on cloth face

Assorted Reusable Masks 3 Pack

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperFit fabric is cool to the touch, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. SuperFit underwear combine advanced fabric finishes for a cool-to-the-touch feel and utilize engineered micro vents throughout for 10 billion BTUs of A/C for your junk.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperFit is made from the perfect blend of Polyamide (85%) and Spandex (15%) and provides the combination of comfort and moisture wicking you’ve always wanted.

This cut of our undies sports a 5” inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Cooling Mesh
Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Moisture Wicking
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Superfit Boxer Briefs 2 Pack

Men's Underwear

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperSoft underwear are the ultimate in soft and snuggly. They are a heavenly blend of cotton and viscose fabric. Viscose, if we had to guess, is a material made by combining puffy clouds and chinchilla hugs. *Note: no clouds were harmed in the fabrication process.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperSoft is made from the perfect blend of Cotton (47%), Viscose (47%), and Spandex (6%) for a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. It’s the gift your junk deserves.

This cut of our undies sports a 5” inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Super Cozy
Naturally Breathable
4-way Stretch
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Supersoft Boxer Briefs 2 Pack

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperSoft underwear are the ultimate in soft and snuggly. They are a heavenly blend of cotton and viscose fabric. Viscose, if we had to guess, is a material made by combining puffy clouds and chinchilla hugs. *Note: no clouds were harmed in the fabrication process.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperSoft is made from the perfect blend of Cotton (47%), Viscose (47%), and Spandex (6%) for a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. It’s the gift your junk deserves.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Super Cozy
Naturally Breathable
4-way Stretch
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Supersoft Boxers 2 Pack

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperFit fabric is cool to the touch, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. SuperFit underwear combine advanced fabric finishes for a cool-to-the-touch feel and utilize engineered micro vents throughout for 10 billion BTUs of A/C for your junk.
50% of all proceeds go directly to The Trevor Project, the leading national organization providing crisis intervention and mental health services to LGBTQ youth.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperFit is made from the perfect blend of Polyamide (85%) and Spandex (15%) and provides the combination of comfort and moisture wicking you’ve always wanted.

This cut of our undies sports a 5” inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Cooling Mesh
Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Moisture Wicking
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Superfit Boxer Briefs - Pride

Description

Our SuperFit fabric is cool to the touch, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Boxer Briefs are your first stop for all-purpose comfort, because who knows when you might have to fight a bear on the way home from your evening accounting class.
Imagine a basket ball jersey with a mesh polyamide and a silicone wash that wicks moisture made especially for your jewels, and you’re imagining our SuperFit underwear. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.
Fit + Fabric

This cut of our undies sports a 5” inseam. It has 4-way stretch, access fly, and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all.

Cooling Mesh
Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Moisture Wicking
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

No SWASS Guarantee

You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Downforce Superfit Boxer Brief

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperFit fabric is cool to the touch, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. SuperFit underwear combine advanced fabric finishes for a cool-to-the-touch feel and utilize engineered micro vents throughout for 10 billion BTUs of A/C for your junk.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperFit is made from the perfect blend of Polyamide (85%) and Spandex (15%) and provides the combination of comfort and moisture wicking you’ve always wanted.

This cut of our undies sports a 7” inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Cooling Mesh
Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Moisture Wicking
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Superfit Long Boxer Briefs 2 Pack

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperSoft underwear are the ultimate in soft and snuggly. They are a heavenly blend of cotton and viscose fabric. Viscose, if we had to guess, is a material made by combining puffy clouds and chinchilla hugs. *Note: no clouds were harmed in the fabrication process.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperSoft is made from the perfect blend of Cotton (47%), Viscose (47%), and Spandex (6%) for a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. It’s the gift your junk deserves.

This cut of our undies sports a 1.5” inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Super Cozy
Naturally Breathable
4-way Stretch
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Supersoft Trunks 2 Pack

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperFit fabric is cool to the touch, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. SuperFit underwear combine advanced fabric finishes for a cool-to-the-touch feel and utilize engineered micro vents throughout for 10 billion BTUs of A/C for your junk.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperFit is made from the perfect blend of Polyamide (85%) and Spandex (15%) and provides the combination of comfort and moisture wicking you’ve always wanted.

This cut of our undies sports a 1.5” inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Cooling Mesh
Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Moisture Wicking
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .

Superfit Trunks 2 Pack

DESCRIPTION
Our SuperFit fabric is cool to the touch, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. SuperFit underwear combine advanced fabric finishes for a cool-to-the-touch feel and utilize engineered micro vents throughout for 10 billion BTUs of A/C for your junk.

FIT + FABRIC
SuperFit is made from the perfect blend of Polyamide (85%) and Spandex (15%) and provides the combination of comfort and moisture wicking you’ve always wanted.

This cut of our undies sports a 1.5” inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Cooling Mesh
Supremely Breathable
4-way Stretch
Moisture Wicking
No-Chafe Seams
Uber Soft Waistband

NO REGRETS GUARANTEE
You’ll love our products or get your money back! Find out more here .