Dad can fix everything which is why this pair of tool Ball Hammock® pouch underwear is perfect.
DEETS

Ball Hammock® support pouch

3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
Moisture wicking & breathable
4-way stretch
Anti-bunching construction

Soft, flexible waistband
Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Keeping you outfitted for all of life’s social moments, welcome to the home of the largest collection of outrageous party clothing and themed party apparel on the internet. Your life just got way better.

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The Hammer Time | Father's Day Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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Men's Underwear

Shop the 3 Legged Race men’s underwear pack. This men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The 3 Legged Race | Solid Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 3 Pack

You're looking at the mullet of Ball Hammock® sets — half business, half party. Whether you're channeling the Man in Black at a Johnny Cash lookalike convention or kickin' back at the lodge after a long morning of drinking in your tree stand, your boys will stay as comfortable and presentable as the most underrated hairstyle of all time.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling (talking about the boxers here, we're not wizards)
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Name Is Buck | Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 2 Pack

Everybody knows that unwrapping a Christmas present is the best part. Plus, you always want the biggest and best looking present under the tree. These holiday gift themed Ball Hammock® boxer briefs are hands-down the best gift to give or receive. It looks so good, you don't even need to wrap it. Love 'em or they're free.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Unwrap Me's | Present Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

We could have called these sexy gummy bear Ball Hammock®, "The Gummilingus" or maybe "The Jelly on Your Belly" but then you couldn't talk about them in a professional environment. These gummies are bound to give you a few ideas to spice things up in the bedroom.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Naughty Bears | Gummy Bear Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Consider our red bowtie ball hammock®  boxers a cooler for your kids. Now, you may be wondering what the hell that has to do with a pair of boxers with a pouch for balls, but we were getting to that...
Just like a cold Budweiser, it's important to keep your boys fresh and protected, so we've designed something like a koozie for your cods. It's called the Ball Hammock®  and it lifts your crispy boys up and out of the grundle, giving them the support they need all day (though they won't prevent shrinkage). These boxers are also made with a miracle material called MicroModal that'll keep you dry while your liver gets wet.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Hung Like Clydes | Shinesty Bowtie Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

There are some places that are reserved for only the true of heart, only those who really believe, and only those who respect the locals. Wear these Ball Hammock® buddies with the pride of knowing that you're in on the best kept secret on the internet.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Locals Only | Surfboard Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

There's not much to say about these Obama boxer briefs. You either want them, or you don't. There's no middle ground when you choose to wear a pair of red, white and blue presidential boxer briefs. Put Barack on your **** and tell a friend about it.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Obama | Presidential Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Long story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock®  pouch underwear are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend who is extremely interested in astronomy gave me hope. She said that Saturn's moon, Titan, could be terraformed to be inhabitable for us humans. We must also employ this stellar tactic with Mars. If you're not a space explorer, do what you can to help the cause by purchasing these Ball Hammock®  that technically have nothing to do with the future of our planet.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Mars Landing | Red Space Dye Ball Hammock® Boxer Briefs

Remember back in the day when all we could say was (; and 8===D~ and ( . )( . ) ? You had to get pretty creative during those late night, "you up?" texts. Luckily, technology has progressed to emojis. Send a bigger hint that sticks with these emoji covered long leg Ball Hammock®. Oh ya, we added 2.5 inches down there so now our long leg Ball Hammock® feature a whopping 8.5 inch inseam. You're welcome.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty

8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Emoji Orgy | Emoji Ball Hammock® Long Boxers

This pair of Ball Hammock®  pouch underwear will change your life. Is it the built-in pouch for your man-berries? Is it the fierce jungle cat perched upon your package? Is it the 4-way stretch? Is it the ultra-breathable, sweat-wicking fabric? Is it fate? Only you know the answer. Put your pair in this pair.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Leopards Purr | Leopard Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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Shop The Universal men’s pouch underwear pack. This classic men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
3-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Universal | Classic Usa Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear 3 Pack

Shop the Gentleman's Choice men’s underwear pack with fly. This compilation of our best selling men’s boxers come in a 4 pack and just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Gentlemans Choice | Best Sellers Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 4 Pack

They're so soft and supportive, you'll forget they're there. However, there's an enormous, menacing grizzly bear right over your jimmy, so no one else who sees them will ever be able to forget they're there.

DEETS

Ball Hammock® support pouch

3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
Moisture wicking & breathable
4-way stretch
Anti-bunching construction

Soft, flexible waistband
Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Bearly Theres | Usa Grizzly Bear Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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Get these coral horse themed Ball Hammock® boxer briefs for that stallion in your pants. Whether your lady is a self-proclaimed horse girl, or you just want to get another ridiculous pair of Ball Hammock®, these coral boxers are for you. Put your pair in this pair today.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty

The Prized Pony | Coral Horse Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

If you could...would you add 2.5 inches down there? Ya, we knew your answer would be yes. Ours is too. That's why we took our best selling pair of USA themed Ball Hammock® and gave it an 8.5 inch inseam. This eagle is looking for a pole. Give it a place to perch in these Mascot long leg Ball Hammock®.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty

8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Mascot | American Flag Ball Hammock® Long Boxers

Did you know that an elephant trunk is the most sensitive organ of all mammals? That's pretty neat. Did you also know that elephants have the longest male genitalia out of all mammals as well? It can reach up to 39 inches in length. That's absurd. So we'll just call this pair of elephant patterned Ball Hammock® with fly The 3rd Leg in hopes that you can channel that BEE (Big Elephant Energy).
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The 3rd Leg | Elephant Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Can you say, "MERICA, FUHK YA!!"?!?! Well I can. This American flag silky smooth kimono robe might be the single most patriotic thing you can put on your body. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. If you purchase this set, you not only receive a USA kimono robe, but our best selling pair of Ball Hammock® boxer briefs with an eagle on your dong. If you're looking to spice up your home body attire, you've hit the jackpot with this red, white and blue matching kimono and boxer set.
Product Details

Kimono
Unisex, fits as expected

100% Polyester Satin
Belt included, mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir

Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

The Mascot | Matching Kimono And Ball Hammock® Boxer Pack

Kimono Size

Cue the Jimmy Buffet, slide into a pair of Hawaiian print boxers and immediately transport your boys to the Aloha islands of the Big Kahuna. Your Big Kahuna.
What do we mean by that? We're saying plopping your puka shells in a pair of Hawaiian ball hammock® boxer briefs is like a sunny vacation for your twig and berries. Ultrasoft Micromodal material acts as a bungalow for your boys, keeping them dry and cool, while the ball pouch keeps the goods out of the grundle just like a classic Hawaiian hammock.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Big Kahunas | Hawaiian Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Oh baby, who's thirsty? I sure am after slipping into this vintage inspired Busch beer Christmas sweater. Some may call this an ugly Christmas sweater, but honestly, it's pretty damn gorgeous. Snag an ice cold Busch out of your fridge and warm up in this cozy Christmas sweater.
DEETS

Slim fitting knit Christmas sweater
100% Acrylic, 100% Relevant
Banded elastic cuffs and waist
Officially Licensed
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Tiff D. in Boulder, CO

The Original Buschhhhh | Ugly Christmas Sweater

Men's Sweaters

Shop the Ash and Ember men’s pouch underwear pack featuring a lengthy 8.5 inch inseam. This solid black men’s long leg boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Ash And Ember | Long Leg Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 Pack

Feel that? It's scrotal serenity. One has not truly lived until one experiences the life changing feeling of Ball Hammock®. They've got a built in pouch for your berries. Trust us, it's a game changer. Getcha this pair now.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Daytona Drifter | Race Car Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

These dusty blue Ball Hammock® aren't blue for nothing. Studies show that 42% of women find a man in blue more attractive than in any other color. It's like the red dress effect, but instead of red, it's blue and instead of a dress, it's your twins downstairs.
Not only will the color incite arousal, though. The ball pouch effect of these navy boxer briefs could make Michelangelo's David look like Ron Jeremy.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, CO

The Blue Ball Effect | Dusty Blue Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Wild Boxer Subscription

We put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up for these brand new tropical patterned Ball Hammock®. Take your privates to a private island in this pair of pouch underwear.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Sex On The Beach | Light Blue Tropical Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Name's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. That's why they offed Bambi’s mom in the first scene of the movie. Who’s gonna watch 90 minutes about a deer unless there’s some serious grit to it, maybe even the possibility of a Punisher level redemption plot? Like, why else would Bambi befriend someone named ‘Thumper’? But we’re getting off track. The point is you should always dress to impress. No one wants to sputter along in a Toyota Echo when they can roll up in a stretch hummer limousine. People notice the difference. Size matters. That’s why these high-class bow-tied nut huggers wmatter.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

The 009 | Black Tuxedo Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Monthly Long Boxer Subscription

Prepare for intergalactic support with this pair of vintage inspired Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. You must protect the two planets in your pants from sticking to the satellites you call legs. The built-in pouch is ready and reporting for duty.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO